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Japanophiles, this video is for you!

Oh the hilarity!

Do read manga, watch anime, and play videogames? Do you stay up to date on all the latest J-pop and J-Cinema in hopes of one day moving to Japan to teach English, settle down with a Japanese girlfriend who can barely speak English, and hope to eventually have children named after manga characters? All the while resenting your home country for not accepting you, because you were too much an outcast in your own town?

Well, if you answered YES! to those questions, then this video is your you! While scouring the internet for educational information on ADHD, I not only found this guys personal story about having the condition, but also, his hilarious take Japanese language 101.

All the stereotypical Japanese anime, school-girl mannerisms intact, plus off-synced dubbing like a samurai flick, this video had me crackin' up pretty bad. It's really well done.

It also goes to show that if you're an obsessed Japanophile, you can still poke fun at yourself, rather than getting all sensitive.

Tokyo Sneakers Fucking Cool

Sneak Sneak Dance.

Just when I thought I was over the excitement of my trip to Tokyo back in October, this video comes along, and has reminded me of one of the many reasons Tokyo is 'the shizzle'. Sneaker culture is ridiculous in Tokyo, and almost everywhere I went, I'd see cool sneakers on people, from the kids going to school, to the peeps hanging out in Shibuya. Ah, I need to go back. Not to teach English like others out there, but to just soak in the awesomeness of the urban culture.

Funny, the first Annual Sneaker Con, just went down in NYC. Damn I wish I coulda been there!!!

I love sneakers. 20 bucks or 200 bucks, if it's a nice sneaker, I might get it. Though, I wouldn't spend as much as these folks in the video on a swank pair of kicks, I do have a thing for the good lookin' shoe. Especially since I went to Tokyo. Damn, they have some mighty fine sneakers over there.

Don't know what to do with 2 weeks in Tokyo?

Finally I'm getting over this annoying cold I've had for the entire week. I tired to catch up on some gaming but always seemed to fall asleep, or maybe it was because of the game (Assassin's Creed, still trying to finish it, but it's just toooo boring). The combination of traveling, Jet lag, and an amazingly exhausting trip to Tokyo finally caught up with me. I did so much in 2 weeks when I was there, that I really felt like time was going so slowly, but as I look back at it now, 2 weeks went by pretty damn fast.

I can't say I'm an expert on planning a trip to Tokyo, when I've only been once, and not for very long. After all I just got back from my 2 week trip in Japan, and still never got around to seeing everything I wanted to see. Maybe I over planned a bit much for my trip? In any case, for some other people visiting Tokyo, 2 weeks should be adequate.

There are so many others out there who I think are more capable of offering advice, but since I was asked, I'll do my best to offer up some insight.

Your trip really depends on the time you go to Japan, how much money you have, and are willing to spend, and how much traveling you'd be up for. If you're on a budget you can still have fun, but if you have money to spend even better. I had a budget in mind but quickly threw it out the door as it quickly became obvious it was an unrealistic budget as soon as I set foot in Akihabara and Harajuku. I think I budgeted too little actually. So I guess I had a flexible budget. October is also a good time to go weather/temperature-wise. Some rain, some cloud, some sun, warm, humid. The first day in Shibuya I remember was sunny and hot as hell. It was awesome.

For my 2 weeks in Japan, I had planned my trip with Tokyo Game Show in mind, with staying in Shibuya as my home base, and checking out the surrounding prefectures as the extent of the trip. I knew I wouldn't be able to venture further out of Tokyo, aside from going to Chiba City for TGS an hour away, and Narita for the airport, and Haneda for a trip to Sega. (I mean I could have traveled further out, but I felt like 2 weeks in Tokyo is hardly enough in itself, so while spoil it by venturing out to the boonies.) Mostly everything in my 2 weeks revolved around Shibuya and it's surroundings.

Hotels! I didn't want to stay in a Hostel, especially since I was planning to buy a lot of stuff, and wanted the privacy, convenience and security of a hotel room to come back to at night. I was also traveling with my sister who helped to split costs on twin bed rooms. All my hotels were booked through the Nippon travel Agency who initially booked my hotel for TGS as they have a deal with the organizers of the game show. I discovered them on the TGS website. At first I had doubts on whether they were trustworthy with my money, communicating only through email, but since they dealt with bringing convention-goers to TGS, and other tourists to the country, I felt it was a safe bet. I started off by requesting price quotes for hotels, in Chiba city, then asked about hotels in Shibuya. The TGS rate did not extend to Shibuya but that was understandable. They did all the work of finding and booking rooms within my budget. All I had to do was give them my info and payment details, and show up at the Hotel to check in. Very easy.

I figured that it was my first time to Japan, so I wanted to be focused on having fun, rather than stressing out over the accommodations. Though I actually waited to get to Japan before I booked the other hotels for the rest of my trip. Big mistake.

I had no idea that there was a Holiday the week I was there -- the second Monday of October is 'Health and Sports Day' in Japan -- this actually created some problems when trying to reserve a room, since most of them were already booked, and the Nippon Travel Agency couldn't find us a place in the prefecture that we wanted... So we ended up getting bounced to Ginza for a couple days. Which was kinda stressful but worked out in the end since we wanted to visit Ginza anyway. We ended up staying there, and the hotel was kick ass.

I think visiting Tokyo was an excellent introduction to Japan for first timers. I really didn't feel any culture-shock that most people assume you experience, maybe it's because I'm from Vancouver, I'm Asian, eat Asian food, and have many Asian friends. I actually felt like, holy shit, I could live here. I could wear my expensive sneakers without worrying about getting jacked. I could drink on the train, or while walking down a street, then head over to the Sega Club for hours, then grab some ramen. I felt like I could blend in. Save for the fact that I don't smoke, I could fit in with the locals.

The language barrier. Okay, so before I left on my trip I asked people who've been to Tokyo before about how much Japanese I'll need to know to get around, and they were telling me that most people in Tokyo speak English, or at least basic English, while other people outside Tokyo speak less, or none at all. That was true to an extent, but from what I discovered, the majority of people didn't know jack shit English, not even full Engrish. I had to depend on my pathetic Japanese skills, hand gestures, and altered pronunciation of English words to get what I was saying across, whenever my Japanese friends weren't around to translate. Next time I go to Japan, I'll definitely learn more Japanese. we got around just fine, its just that when u have specific questions, it's tough.

Coming from Vancouver, where taxes are a plenty, and overpriced stuff is unavoidable, I was surprised to see the price tags on stuff and the amount of sales in Tokyo. Food is relatively inexpensive depending on where you go, and there's so many choices side by side too.

The JR Line is the way to get around, and once you get an idea of where you're going, and how much it'll cost, you'll be on your way in no time. The ticket machine has an English option with audio in English. The ticket staff can also help out.

Where I went, minus the above earlier mentioned Chiba, Haneda, Narita:

Shibuya, Harajuku, Akihabara, Asakusa, Shinjuku, Kichijoji, Odaiba, Ginza, Daikanyama, Roppongi.

What I bought, and brought back:

Games, Clothes, Sneakers, Gifts, free TGS Swag.

And yes you can bring electronics back. I believe the acceptable limit at Canadian customs was $750 that you could declare without getting taxed. Don't know how the US customs works.

Finally, be sure to back track on my daily Tokyo blogs. I did a bunch of stuff that you might want to check out. Tourist attractions like Tokyo Tower, and the Big Wheel, arcades, certain stores, food, food, food, etc. Of course don't over plan your trip, be sure to discover things on your own as you explore, that will definitely make the trip even more memorable. No one experience to Tokyo is the same. I was lucky to have Japanese friends to help show me around, and help me out with all the train jumping, but if I didn't I'm sure it'd be a whole other story.

Or you could simply not listen to me, and just use your favorite videogame set in Tokyo, as your guide to locations you might want to visit.

I'm going to effing Tokyo! Day 1 Day 2 Day 3 Day 4 Day 5 Day 6 Day 7 Day 8 Back from Tokyo Day 9 Day 10 Day 11,12 - Sega

Tokyo Recap - trip to Sega HQ

Trippin' for SEGA...

For my second to last day in Japan, we were invited to visit Sega Headquarters. It was something I had been looking forward to since even before TGS. Though, the details of my visit shall remain confidential, I can say that this was a big ass geekgasm moment for me. I also realized I'm even more of a Sega Otaku than I thought, even more so than some of the people who work there. I impressed, and/or repulsed them. Haha!

If it's one thing that made this already amazing trip to Tokyo complete, it'd be visiting Sega.

After Sega we grabbed some juice smoothies thinking that they'd be awesome. Man were they disappointing. In Canada, these sizes would be small, and kids size. In Japan, large, and Medium... wtf? The chick in the back doesn't seem too happy either.

I also had a chance to pick up another pair of sneaks, this time at the ABC Mart. I'm really surprised that sneakers in Tokyo are actually cheaper than in Vancouver, and with a much much better selection to choose from. I couldn't resist picking up another pair.

Later that night to celebrate the last real night in Tokyo, we did some Karaoke.

I don't remember what song this was, but it was good!

More Tokyo Recap, Temples in Asakusa and Maid Cafe fun in Akihabara

Playing tourist.

It was great to check out a major tourist spot, even if only for a couple hours. With all the electronic stimulus in and around Tokyo, seeing something intricately handcrafted, and with some older history behind it was a welcome alternative. Not to mention the chance to snack on the good eats (Takoyaki PWNS!), and an opportunity to start shopping for xmas presents for the fam.

Apparently these Sensō-ji Temples aren't as old as they appear, the originals were destroyed, and these were rebuilt sometime after WWII. Or so I overheard from the local tour guide. After we looked around, and picked up some souvenirs, we met Koki in Akihabara for some Maid Cafe action.

To the Maid Cafe in Akiba!

I can't say I felt at home at @homecafe. Maybe if I were hardcore into the Maid Mangas I would be, but even without being an obsessed Maid fan, I can appreciate the, ahem... experience.

Less hottchie than TGS babes.

It was, how you say... a very high-pitched, pink, and cheery, funny, and fun time. You step into a fantasy-land, where the waitresses are deep in their roles as maids, though as we soon realized, they were just regular as you and me, doing their jobs waiting tables, sometimes with not so 'maidy' attitude. Role-playing! They weren't anime drones after all. The smiles, and signs of interest in their guests are only acts they put on is just for the customers, and if you think this is some sort of sexual maid fetish cafe where they do 'favors' for guests in the back room, think again brutha. This ain't that kind of place. Though, I think as first timers to the maid cafe, we all assumed it'd be something kinda sleazy like that. However we did see some older geeky looking guys who looked like they hadn't left their bedrooms at their parents house in at least a week, really getting happy off the fact that maids were serving them. Oh wait, but isn't that who these cafes are catering to? The lonely Otaku with minimal social contact with the outside world? Yeah, but the vibe from the cafe was still welcoming for those sight-seeing tourists such as Keito, Koki, Cdn, and I.

There also happened to be a lot of girls, eating at the cafe too. Or maybe they were there for a job interview? Or so we joked.

There are rules.

Such as no touching the maids, and maids not touching guests. Also a requirement to order drinks for everyone at the table, and ordering more drink or food every 30 mintues... I think... or was that the 8-bit Cafe in Shinjuku. All these cafe rules I can't seem to remember. No taking pictures was also a rule, and taking pictures with the Maids, costs 5 bucks only via their Polaroid camera. I never did have a chance to do that, since they were so busy that night, they flat out denied my request and their duty of taking pictures, singing on stage, and playing games with guests! I feel like I never got the whole Maid cafe experience. Looks like I'll have to go back.

We sat down at our table which featured a nifty bell, that we'd have to ring for service. (We rang it quite often even if not ordering anything to see if they'd get annoyed.) The menu consisted of your usual drink selections, coffees, teas, birus, and food like Spaghetti with different sauces like tofu, meat etc. Real Otaku meal.

CDNgrrl ordered tea, and I ordered spaghetti, while Koki ordered an ice cream Sunday thing. With dishes that require stirring, the maid would do all the work at the table, like stirring in the sugar, and mixing up the noodles. The amusing part is that these "Maids" had special magical powers that they'd get everyone at the table to repeat and chant over the food/drink, and then form the shape of a heart by putting our hands together. Good laughs. I can still hear her high-pitched spell casting voice up to now. Super anime Kawaii.

Going to a Maid cafe with funny company adds to the madness, too. My friend Koki, (pictured) and I kept thinking of ways to try and get the maids to break some rules. He intentionally put a mark of whip cream on his face, and called the maid over. She then pointed out that he had something on his face as anticipated, but she didn't wipe it off for him, rather gave him a napkin, and tried pointing out and describing where the whip cream on his face was. Koki kept missing the mark hoping that she'd touch his face, but she was on to us, and didn't bother helping him. You just had to be there to understand how funny that was.

As part of their act, the even have to lie about their ages. We asked one Maid, and she said she was 17. Though legally you can't work in Japan, until 18. They all looked fairly young to me, as most Asians never really look their age, but to my Japanese friends in attendance, they could tell the Maids were somewhere in their twenties.

All in all, I think the Maid cafe is an entertaining experience once and a while, that isn't dissimilar from other "themed" restaurants out there. Speaking for only this @homecafe, it's actually pretty tame, less sexualized, in an innocent, less hootchie sense, in my opinion. To be honest a few of the girls were pretty nice looking, while the others were unattractive. This definitely ain't no Hooters. Though, Hooters girls never put magic spells on your food, or even mix it up for you! If you think about it, this could be the Japanese Hooters equivalent? I would go back to the Maid cafe next time I'm in town. Hehe.

Well, if you thought the Maid Cafe was weird... check this out.

Final Tokyo Days Recap

Revisiting Harajuku, Tempura Treats in Meguro, and clubbin' Roppongi

Sunday - For breakfast/lunch we checked out this all-you-can-eat place across from our hotel. The price was right on the money $10, though I was pretty sure it would suck. All-You-Can-Eat in Tokyo? That's not authentic Japanese! It sure wasn't. Turns out this place wasn't that bad after all. The owners were Chinese, the food was Korean BBQ, and this place was popular with the tourists from China, and the Philippines. Here I thought there were hardly any Filipinos in Japan... when all I had to do was visit All-you-can-eat, to see them. HAHA!

It was Sunday and being we never saw any of those Harajuku kids earlier in the week, we thought now would be a good time for a Sunday stroll through Harajuku. And look what we found...

I picked up a shirt at the famous Bathing Ape store in Tokyo, after waiting in a lineup for 30minutes to get in. Lineup not because the place was packed full of people, but because they want to keep shoppers to a minimum... that or they prefer to give shoppers one-on-one attention which wasn't the case...

Later we were treated to a Tempura feast with Keito's family at their house in Meguro. We were treated extremely well as guests, I couldn't help but think we were a little spoiled by her parents hospitality. Fresh homemade Tempura with Sake! It doesn't get any better than that. These pictures don't do the food justice.

After the family friendly Tempura dinner, we headed out to the clubs in Roppongi for some good fun.

Back from Tokyo, and I miss it already.

Picking up where I left off...

Much has happened since the last time I updated this blog back on Friday the 10th Japan time. So much fun, I was too tired to do any updating. A visit to an Akiba Maid Cafe, drunken karaoke, an informal visit to Sega, Asakusa temples, the overall euphoria of the last leg of my 2-week vacation in Tokyo Japan had the end in sight, but that didn't mean the fun had to stop. Lacking sleep, the Tokyo newb in me refused to stop playing Virtua Fighter 5R at the smoke filled Sega Club's in Akiba and Shibuya, I wasn't ready to give up eating late night ramen, or pigging out on izakaya, and conveyor-belt sushi, I wasn't ready to give up drinking in the streets, or on the train, hanging out till late acting a fool.

Of course all good things come to an end, and after a traveling across the time zone on Wednesday night (Japan time), arriving Wednesday morning in Vancouver, reflecting on what an amazing experience I had the last several days, I honestly wouldn't want to experience Tokyo, any other way.

Picking up where I left off, DAY 8 Saturday morning we had to checkout of our Hotel in Chiba, for our other stay in Ginza an hour away, at the Mitsui Garden Ginza, the very swank Hotel with a killer view of Tokyo. Once we settled in, we checked out the promenade and went to the Sapporo Beer Hall for some good drinks and food.

After filling ourselves with good beer, and food. We headed back to the hotel and hung out in the lobby to figure out what to do next. Being we were so close to Tokyo Tower, we decided to see it up close, and possibly go inside it.

Rather than walking it, we caught a cab.

The Tokyo Tower was a pretty cool experience, though I didn't know you had to pay to keep going up each floor. The mid-level tier was good enough, so once we were bored we headed back down.

There was an unavoidable tourist area on the way down, that featured a Guinness Book Museum, some stores, and a history of the Tokyo Tower's construction. I didn't learn anything.

We then headed back to the hotel to get some drinks in the restaurant/lounge. Awesome view, and lounge atmosphere.

Hungry after the ultra expensive lounge, we went for some Udon down the street, then crashed.